The Robots R Coming

Although violence is an anomaly, it’s best to be prepared...

Day of the Dead, 2015 by Ned Mudd

The Robots R Coming

Be sure to keep your robot fully charged, as they become cranky when their batteries run low. Although violence is an anomaly, it’s best to be prepared should self defense become necessary. 

Keep a large magnet handy at all times. If confronted with provocation attach the magnet to your robot’s cranium until the threat of danger is over. Do not approach until the green reset indicator flashes and the robot appears sedate. In the rare event of a system failure call 911 immediately, go to your place of safety and wait for help. 

Never engage with a combative robot. Remember: safety first!

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Ned Mudd resides in Alabama where he engages in interspecies communication, rock collecting, and frequent cloud watching. He is the author of The Adventures of Dink and DVD (a space age comedy). Some of Ned’s best friends are raccoons.