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The King of Alabama’s Grits Supreme

heaping jolt of Jim Dandy white grits

two yard eggs

large blob of oleo from the nearest Piggy Wiggly

two Oscar Meyer wieners

three slices Jimmy Dean bacon

one table spoon bacon grease

optional:

two slices American cheese

side order of hash browns

two ounces Jim Beam Kentucky whiskey

a loosely rolled joint of The King’s Thunder Fuck IV

Instructions:

add all essential ingredients to an aluminum pot

cook on low for several hours (or desired consistency)

if needed, add more bacon grease

cook hash browns in cast iron skillet until crisp

consume Jim Beam and Thunder Fuck IV as needed

for true disciples of the King:

allow dishes to soak in sink while engaging in horizontal meditation

until lunch.

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Anutha smash hit from Señor Layne!

Dunno know if Substacky allows links to Utoob, but here be the King of Alabama his own-self.

https://www.youtube.com/user/KingofAlabamaTV#p/u/6/Rp6HzK1lGSo

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